Fish Tales by Michael Fisher
Fish Tales #3
February 20, 2008
First off, someone tried to burn down Rob Gym a few weeks back and I'm not mad because that person is insane and no one chooses to be insane. Luckily for Rob Gym, it has a guardian angel in the form of bare-chested fireman Andy McGuire, who spotted the fire and promptly put it out with the singular power of his will. Similarly, UCSB Volleyball now has its own talisman. Everybody say, "Hi Franky!"
Moms: Blaine Nielson has the following to say to y'all - "My dearest mothers of the earth, your ambitions exceed your grasp but that is no problem, because it is a mother that started this world, a mother that keeps it alive."
People of the world, what you do now reverberates like ripples in a pond, shaping your future, so accept those around you and embrace the gift of life. I don’t have much more than that, so I will leave you with a few verses of BRMC's "All You Do Is Talk" from their Baby 81 album:
"Help yourself don't say a thing
Your love won't show and anything at all
If all you do is talk
Sadly I remain in need
Of all the things you say, believe and speak
All you do is talk
Help yourself, don't think
Help yourself, don't speak
Help yourself, don't say a thing at all
Your lucky words don't bleed
Entirely in the raw we see
You said we're on our way and I will be
Alone and everything
You say it's all we'll ever need
You find an easy way but still you weep
Alone and everything
Help yourself, don't think
Help yourself, don't speak
Help yourself, don't say a thing at all
Your lucky words don't bleed"
